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Hetalia Dating Game!Author's Note: You'll want to keep track of which Bachelor says what so you can pick one at the end! Maybe keep a piece of paper handy? After you've read, comment below telling me who you'd pick!

You'd been sleeping well... until your phone rang. Groaning, you picked it up.
"(NAME) (NAME) (NAME)! You're awake!"
"Yeah, Feli, I'm awake *now*, thanks a lot," you said, looking at the time. 8:30, the clock read. Why was your Italian friend calling this early?
"You got-a come over, (Name)! I have a surprise for yoooou," he sang into the phone.
"This early? Fine, give me some time to get read

BadFantroll!ReaderxCaliborn...? or Gamzee? um((Warning: Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid))

Your name is _____ _____, and you’re the best troll in Alternia! Why are you the best troll in Alternia? Well, isn’t it obvious? You have the rarest, most special blood colour of them all! Get ready for it... sparkly rainbow blood! Yes, isn’t that amazing?! Your blood is higher than Feferi’s, in fact, you are the rightful empress-to-be, not her! Not that she would know though, she is simply too dumb. Or... it could be because doesn’t even know you exist. No! She is just too dumb to notice a great and powerful troll like you! She’s

Hetalia Dating Game! (Results)#1:
"I pick..." It was a hard decision, but finally...
"Bachelor 1."
"Great! First let's-a hear from the Bachelors you didn't pick!" Feliciano announced. "Bachelors 2, 3, and 4, please come out!" One by one, Alfred, Gilbert, and Ludwig emerged. (Name) felt a tinge of guilt, but was excited to see who she'd actually picked, despite not initially loving the idea of this.
"Now if we could have-a Bachelor 1 come out!" Arthur came out with his head slightly down. On his way past Francis, you heard him say,
"I'm going to kill you, Frog-Face." Francis said something, but you didn't hear it. Y

The Comrade Family ep 1: Shall we Dance?

The *CF were standing in the back yard of the mansion.

(*"CF" is short for "Comrade Family", how the group of Wolf-chan, Tammy,

Shelby, Haley, and Dakota are referred to in short, when together)

"Aw, how'd WE get suck with mowing the lawn?" Tammy scowled, "It's a MANSION,

so it's gonna take FOREVER to mow all this..."

"That's why the *old man got THIS," Shelby grabbed the shed's handles, opening

the door, "The 'Lawn Trimmer 9000'!"

(*"Old man" is how the girls usually refer to Austria)

They all marveled at the sight of the wonderous, rideable mower before them.

"That must've cost a fortune." Dakota said in awe.

"It did, which is why

New In Town- Part Seven“All right, guys, clear out.” Daly said.
Mr. Brownie looked up from his brownie cake. “But we were just about to sing.”
“Happy House-Painting-Day tooooo youuuu-” Teresa began.
“Lovely, Teresa. Be quiet.” Daly said. “Listen, guys, Perry’s had a bit of a shock and I don’t think he really wants to eat your brownie cake right now.”
“I’ll leave it for later, then.” Mr. Brownie said.
“No party? Aw.” Regina Lynde said. “I guess I’ll go back to my tree.”
One by one, the ghosts left the house. Finally, just Daly, Terrence and Perry w

America x Himadere!Reader Ch. 2 Somehow, you both arrived at the cafe about the same time... he must have driven pretty fast. Alfred had changed into a striped v-neck (not one of the obnoxiously low ones, just a slight "V"), and jeans. He waved at you and walked over to where you stood in line, looking up at the menu, and announcing that he was going to pay, then asking what you wanted. You ordered, he ordered, he paid, and then you both picked up your drinks, and proceeded into the mall. Your first stop? A clothes store with clothes for both guys and girls. At Alfred's request, you both split up to find three outfits for the other. It sounded pretty fun, actuall

New In Town- Part Six“You know what my favorite part of that show is?” Isabella asked. “It’s when Marcus gets those visions.”
“Marcus is dumb.” Buford said. “Kenneth is the coolest character. He doesn’t let people push him around.”
“Phineas, I still didn’t get a chance to sign your cast.” Isabella said.
Phineas shrugged. “Whatever.”
Isabella looked surprised for a second. She turned to Baljeet. “Thanks for letting us come over to watch the episode you taped last night.”
“I Married My Car is the best show ever.” Buford said.
“I guess.” Phin

New In Town- Part FiveFerb was standing on a rock, overlooking a giant chasm.
Sure, there were safer places to stand. But for whatever reason, Ferb had chosen the rock.
He was just about to eat from the giant bowl of ice cream that had appeared next to him when the rock began to shake.
“Ferb! Ferb!” The rock said.
Ferb opened his eyes. Phineas was shaking him. “Ferb, wake up!”
Ferb blinked.
“I had a dream, Ferb.”
“So did I.”
“What was it?”
“I don’t know.” Ferb said testily. “I didn’t get far enough in it.”
“It was about Perry, Ferb.” Phineas said. “I

Pokemon previewErin::) (driving her private jet)
Naruto::? Did King Mickey actually allow you to have your own private jet despite being a Princess?
Erin::D Of Course! :) Even Marietta was okay with it.
Knuckles::roll: That's a start. :? So when do we get to this Pokemon Farm?
Erin::hmm: (takes out four little bags) :) You guys want salted nuts? :aww: You'll really like it once you're met Ash Ketchum, who wants to be a POkemon Master, and see all the gyms and badges as well.
Raphael::o Gyms and Badges?
Knuckles::o Ash Ketchum?
Naruto::o Pokemon Master?
Jack::o Salted Nuts?
Naruto, Knuckles and Raphael: :| Spicer.
Jack:^^;

Code Breaker Chapter Four Part 1IV. Questions and Answers

Vanellope stared at the guest with a stunned look about her.

Here she was, the one that was giving her so much trouble. The same one that had supposedly fled her room, and hidden all the gold coins she had earned. It didn’t matter how she had won them. What mattered was that she hand them over peacefully. It wasn’t like she was going to lock them away forever. Yet, the way Taffyta was reacting. One would think Vanellope was doing this on purpose. Even though she had explained to her less then two hours ago, that this suspension would only be for two weeks. Now she was in her own room.

It wasn’t t

Explaining Human Concepts To Dumbass Aliens“The hell is this shit?”

“It's called The Hunger Games, dumbass. And it's only THE greatest book series to ever grace this earth! Er...whatever what was left of Earth, anyway...”

“You humans write literature based on the vacant amounts of nourishment in your weird-ass digestive system? And...it's entertaining somehow?”

“Trying to inform trolls of human books is harder than a shit taken by my grandpa after he ate all that tofu and had constipation to go along with it.”

“What is a 'grandpa'?”

“Your mom, that's what.”

“What is a 'mom'?”

“Uh...you kno

2p! America x Reader: Bad Guy part 4 You woke up the next morning, bundled in Alfred's coat. Inhaling deeply, you smiled, believing for a second that you had spent the night with him. You blushed at how happy the thought made you.
Grumpily, you rolled out of your warm bed and made your way to the bathroom for your morning rituals, like showing and such. You grabbed a chocolate Poptart from the kitchen and went out the door. Once you walked into the chilly morning air, you stopped.
'Al wouldn't mind me wearing his jacket to school,' you thought. 'Right?'
Either way, you threw the jacket over you and went merrily along your way. You reached school in about fifteen minutes, seated your self in first period with a lot of stares. Which was usual for you when you hung around Alfred, but today felt...different.
As you left first , you felt a bit sad, knowing Al would want his bomber jacket back. It came as

Nunca mas un gusanitoTodo había comenzado con mi nacimiento, como el de muchos otros, rodeado de muchos seres iguales a mi pero en diferentes tonalidades, sus padres, unas hermosas mariposas con sus alas de varios colores, unas eran oscuras para confundirse con la noche o lo oscuro de su hábitat otras eran coloridas para combinarse con los colores brillantes de las flores y otras cosas que brillaban en aquellos lugares que parecían de cuentos de hadas, todos estaban rodeados menos yo, yo estaba en una orilla, olvidado y sin quien me cuidase pero eso nunca me detuvo, desde pequeño quise ser como los demás. Una pareja de mariposas

Life is like a box of... (please read!)Life is like a box of chocolates...
Some are black and some are white; and the box is made in china...
Now before you turn around or start to yell please read on....

I don't know if you've ever heard this - but i hope you read this anyways ( for your well- being)

The truth is, people in the western hemisphere will find this quote hilarious and shrug it off.... While others will say "hmm that's true... in a way" and others will be utterly offended by it.
the thing is Life truly is like a box of chocolates! But the saying is different...
Most people might assume it's something along the lines of "you never know what's in it" and choose to leave it at that.
I don't see their point....
If you never know what's in it, you might not want to open it or even taste the contents!
That's why i say this:

Life is like a box of chocolates, as long as the chocolate tastes good nothing else matters! Tee hee
Hope this che

Helen of TroyG1, AU. When a Decepticon mind-control plot goes awry, Autobot Air Commander Starscream falls madly in love with the person he hates most. Will he win her heart...or end up wrapped in a straightjacket by Optimus Prime, who is beginning to suspect that his Air Commander has lost his marbles?

162 pages, Rated T.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5439549/1/Helen-of-Troy

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Weed and Jerome's Babies

by ~Kawaiidesuweedo, Nov 24, 2011, 10:24:10 PM
Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor / Short Stories

weed and jerome was licking each other by the river and watching sunset and it was very romantik. Then Weed sarted crieing. Jerome was like "Weed what is wrong?" and Weedy said, "I love u Jerome but i cannot make babies with u. i want to have kids lick my father did with sakura but we r both males."
"oh weed i am so sorry," sad jerome as he pull weedy into a hug. "i sorry i cant give u babees. i promise we adopt a puppy one day or someting."
"jerome....i so sad....i need sex from you rite now....."

So jerome and weedy humped for a whil and then weed was less sad. latr that nite when they was asleeping weed felt something move inside him. he screemed "JEROME JEROME WAKE UP THERE IS SOMETHING IN ME." Jerome woked up and came to Weed and said "What is it?" Weed said, "I DON'T KNOW" and then someting kicked at his stumick and Weed said, "OMG....JEROME...I THINK I HAZ A BABY IN ME."

Jerome smild and said, "weedy did u know my sperm is magical?"
"wut?" sad weed.
"Weed my sperm is magical so I turn your sperm into eggs and you pregnant now! I did this just for you!"
"OMG JEROME I LOVE YOU" sad Weed and they hugged and fucked all nite!!!

Nine months laterer Weed felt tons of pain inside him! He yelled, "JEROME I THINK ITS TIME BABY IS TO COME OUT." Jerome ran to his lover and held him as he screemd and then OUT CAME A PUPPY!!!

"Holy shit I did it!!!" Weedy yellded as he went over to lick his baby. The baby was blue and white like weed only had black on back and gray on face like jerome.

"I love you baby you came from two males which cannot happen but did anyway so i will name you Speshul cuz yous a speshul baby." Weed and Jerome cuddled the baby and they lived happily ever after!

Weed and Jerome's Babiesby ~Kawaiidesuweedo

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©2011-2013 ~Kawaiidesuweedo

OMG I THINK THIS IS THE BEST FAN FICTION I'VE EVER WRITTEN!!!!!!!! WOULDN'T WEED AND JEROME'S BABY BE SUPER DESU KAWAII???

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~Thylacine333 Mar 26, 2013

HOTTTT

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Mood: Joy

~Myrrdinn Mar 16, 2013

The Troll is strong with this one...

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Mood: Lmao

~GenJoany Mar 6, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

oh... god yes!

I needed this

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~MadeOfCandy Jan 6, 2013 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

"weedy did u know my sperm is magical?"

What did I just read...?

This IS the BEST GDW Fanfiction EVER!

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~TheSpiralingOutsider Aug 9, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

"weedy did u know my sperm is magical?" That was the point where I was laughing uncontrollably XD

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~JaquelineM Jul 12, 2012 Hobbyist

THIS, was the best.story.EVA! I swear, man! I love you. I

GDW AND magic sperm!!

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~Kawaiidesuweedo Jul 24, 2012

Tank u 8D

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~RenegadeVampireXx Dec 20, 2011 Student Artist

Oh my god... you're amazing. xDDD

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~Kawaiidesuweedo Dec 21, 2011

THANK YOU

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!Scout8 Nov 25, 2011 Student Traditional Artist

KAWAIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

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